tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73926412015610491.post1866074986040631881..comments2023-08-14T06:36:32.397-07:00Comments on Average To Elite Performance: I was finally taken down.Jordan Vezinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01253586526058716997noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73926412015610491.post-45780535002777667092008-12-01T22:48:00.000-08:002008-12-01T22:48:00.000-08:00I think it's illegal to date yourself, but I might...I think it's illegal to date yourself, but I might make an exception in my case.<BR/><BR/>I'm still a young man, but I was raised on a steady diet of Marley, Cheech and Chong and I do like to relax from time to time. <BR/><BR/>Thanks for the Scott Baio cred. Whose dating himself, now? <BR/><BR/>I've got all kinds of apocalypse info if you need ammo, man. Everything from Y2K to Nostradamus. Never helped, but I got an education. <BR/><BR/>It was a disease with my ex. Worrying about s*** she can't control and not fixing the s*** she can. Insurance and earthquake preparedness? Forget it. Some dude's shooting light through a freaking tunnel in Switzerland and suddenly she's all bent out of shape. If you really believe the world's going to get swallowed by a black hole, get a block of C4, catch the first flight to Geneva and do something about it. <BR/><BR/>Thanks. That helped.charle_sin_chargehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12543805225998555311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73926412015610491.post-82493775989829298032008-12-01T22:03:00.000-08:002008-12-01T22:03:00.000-08:00I can't believe you remember what a lid is. You're...I can't believe you remember what a lid is. You're dating yourself. <BR/>My girl reads apocalypse books like they're going out of style.Jordan Vezinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01253586526058716997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73926412015610491.post-86249183940099128582008-12-01T21:58:00.000-08:002008-12-01T21:58:00.000-08:00Count me in man. Can I borrow 100 bucks for a lid...Count me in man. Can I borrow 100 bucks for a lid? I'll pay you back on December 22nd. I swear.charle_sin_chargehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12543805225998555311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73926412015610491.post-34604236355074276212008-12-01T19:13:00.000-08:002008-12-01T19:13:00.000-08:00If I'm still around, I might get high that day.If I'm still around, I might get high that day.Aaron Fridayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14919420483167662474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73926412015610491.post-10386629898889489892008-12-01T16:21:00.000-08:002008-12-01T16:21:00.000-08:00That explains why they were so willing to offer a ...That explains why they were so willing to offer a lifetime guarantee on the work.<BR/><BR/>Seriously, my ex is a major apocolypse groupie. There's no need to go to school or pay the phone bill when the world's going to end in a year. Living every day like it's your last works for some folks. Not for her.<BR/><BR/>Today it's the Large Hadron Collider, tomorrow the Mayan calendar or whatever else shows up in her inbox. Good quote on the subject ...<BR/><BR/>"…when a calendar comes to the end of a cycle, it just rolls over into the next cycle. In our Western society, every year 31 December is followed, not by the End of the World, but by 1 January. So 13.0.0.0.0 in the Mayan calendar will be followed by 0.0.0.0.1 - or good-ol' 22 December 2012, with only a few shopping days left to Christmas."charle_sin_chargehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12543805225998555311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73926412015610491.post-61898706271653127662008-11-30T22:38:00.000-08:002008-11-30T22:38:00.000-08:00Sorry dude. Winter Solstice 2012. Game over man.Sorry dude. Winter Solstice 2012. Game over man.Jordan Vezinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01253586526058716997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73926412015610491.post-70345973661171243232008-11-29T15:14:00.000-08:002008-11-29T15:14:00.000-08:00Sorry you're sick, but nice timing on the assistan...Sorry you're sick, but nice timing on the assistance dog. :)<BR/><BR/>Wish you told me about the world ending sooner. I just had a new driveway put in.charle_sin_chargehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12543805225998555311noreply@blogger.com